Me: Hey I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But I have a tendency to get really attached, and I know that you will probably get annoyed with me and not want to talk to me anymore, so I'm totally ready for that, I also have a lot of self esteem issues so don't be surprised if I cry a lot and act like everyone hates me, but otherwise I'm totally fine.
me: So call me maybe?